| — | Richard Burton (via exquisite-confusion) |
I have yet to fucking die.
My mother isn’t cursed and some dog didn’t come out of my closet in attempts to eat me. So can you please stop sending around all of this chain bullshit? Fuck. Are you retarded? First of all, if you can’t see that 98% of the images shown are just poorly fucking Photoshopped, you must be. Second of all, why would it make any sense for shit to have a time limit like 12:34AM? What if I read that shit at 12:33 and the internet took a minute and half to load my reblog? Oh, shit … I’m NOT dead. I remember when all of these chain things were on MySpace. Yeah, remember the bulletins? You guys are all getting MySpace retarded, it’s that bad. When’s the last time you heard of someone dying because they didn’t put a picture of the girl from The Ring up on their blog in time? You haven’t, because it’s doesn’t happen.
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